- Have you ever wanted to own a boat, a horse, and have magic powers just because you smell good? Yes? Well then try Old Spice Body Wash. According to this commercial, if you try Old Spice Body Wash, you will obtain magical powers that will somehow please your woman. These powers include teleportation from the bathroom in your house to your brand new yacht, the ability to open a clam with your mind, and to transform the tickets to that “thing” your girlfriend likes into diamonds. If the guy in the commercial can do all that with Old Spice Body Wash so can you.
For those of you men who want to smell good to please your women and women who want your guys to smell good to please you, this is perfect for everyone! According to the ad, by using Old Spice Body Wash, you will appeal to your hubby’s apparent fresh smell fetish and your desire to get more action in your stagnant life. So for you men out there, after you lather up in the shower with some new Old Spice Body Wash, take your woman for a romantic ride on the beach with your newly acquired horse and end the day with taking her to that Celine Dion concert that you got those tickets from that clam for.Oh and there’s one more benefit from using Old Spice Body Wash. You get to smell like a sexy African American man. Why an African American man you may ask? Because according to the commercial, African American men are what women are apparently attracted to the most. Not Caucasians, Arabs, Latinos, or Asians, but African American men. So in addition to using teleportation powers and the having ability to buy whatever you want, you can smell like a sexy African American man while doing it.
Because after all, its what all women want. The commercial said so.
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